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My husband has been gone a mere 3 days, and already I am half blind and in desperate need of one of those Styrofoam neck braces. Oh, and I have a huge egg on my forehead. I turn 30 next week. I don’t think I’m going to make it. The crazy thing is: mentally, I’m [...]

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We celebrated St. Patrick’s Day in style by going on a Guinness bender, and by bender I mean we split one bottle and were too tanked to drink the second. Its embarrassing. What am I, ninety-two? I worked in a pub in London for 4 years- I used to have an unbelievable tolerance. No longer. [...]

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The girls are worshiping the dehumidifier like a false idol. They hug it, talk to it, turn its knobs and squeal with delight when it starts. Its love. I tried to explain the weirdness of this to some friends and fam, most of them New Englanders, but the humor was lost. Dehumidifiers don’t translate. I [...]

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With the girls coming up fast on 1 year, I’m afraid I’ll forget all the funny, beautiful little pieces of their babyhood. Like when Lulu was discharged, all 3lbs 2ozs of her, and got her back to our room and handled her like an ice cream cone on the verge of melting. We insulated her [...]

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Junglemom is back and ready to respond to all those excellent comments, but first a little story. My husband’s first childhood memories are of metal scrapers being placed in his chubby toddler hands so he could help scrape all the lead paint off the wall.  He reckons this lasted at least a few years. That is [...]

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Things are great. Family, great. Snow, great. But I want outta here. I wanna go home where no one sabotages my twins schedule to the point that they are running on 2 different time zones: falling asleep at 6pm island time, which is unfortunately 11pm Eastern time but waking up at 7am Eastern, 2am island [...]

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The jungle has made junglemom a total wuss. I can’t handle cold. And I know cold. Serious cold. I grew up in the far north, I know about snot-freezing cold. Or at least I did. The tropics have made me soft. I was shivering in my hotel room and the thermostat said 72. What the [...]

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“Christmas hangs in the fog but I can see it for miles For holly red bulbs and snow I go, I go! And you are there you trip and fall I love you even more.” -Fanny Howe I took a walk in sunshine and green fields today, but I’ve got snow on my mind. I’m [...]

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Ever have one of those days when everything goes wrong? That would be yesterday. Boy oh boy. There isn’t enough space on wordpress to list all the things that went wrong, I’ll have to stick to the highlights. More like lowlights. The babies were up all night. Its a mystery why. Maybe the moon. Maybe [...]

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I’ve always been a D-list relative. I don’t take it personally, its just the way of things. We’re always coming and going from one continent to the next, so our movements (and ourselves) have become less interesting to others over time. Relatives got used to us being away, so much so that even when we [...]

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