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The other night around 4am Lulu started to kick up. She wouldn’t settle and I kept thinking- dear God, no!!! I was exhausted, Jungledad still on the volcano (but he comes back tomorrow- woot!) and my body refusing to move. Then it happened. The earth moved- for real. There are earthquakes on this island all the time due to the constant volcanic eruptions and normally I don’t even notice them. Their something we all have to live with, like the cockroaches and lizards we must battle with cats and staplers.  This one was a doozy though! The bed was shaking, the windows rattling, and Lulu? She STOPPED CRYING. Miracles of miracles. The volcano goddess rocked her back to sleep. She clearly remembered that I had passed her test and decided to reward me. So thank you God and thank you goddess, Junglemom needs her sleep!

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Ever have one of those days when everything goes wrong? That would be yesterday. Boy oh boy. There isn’t enough space on wordpress to list all the things that went wrong, I’ll have to stick to the highlights. More like lowlights. The babies were up all night. Its a mystery why. Maybe the moon. Maybe the volcano goddess. Hmmm, that’s probably it. The volcano goddess is a huge dealio here. She rules the active volcanoes. You do not want to displease her. When we moved here we were warned constantly to never never take lava rocks. The goddess considers the lava to be her flesh, and therefore finds snatching them wildly offensive. The active volcanoes that the tourists visit have visitors centers with bulletin boards plastered with letters of apology to the goddess from wayward tourists who took lava rocks home then felt her wraith big time. They sent the rocks back, but I don’t know if she forgave them. I’d be peeved if a stranger made off with my skin too.

The other goddess thing the locals always warn about is that if she shows up in the form of an old lady asking for water, you better damn well give her water.

Actually, that did happen to me. An old lady did show up at our house and ask for water. She said she lived up the road and her plumbing was kaput and she tried to use the pump at the park near my house but it didn’t work and we said sure, use the hose, fill the buckets, go for it. She was extremely grateful and brought me a bag of apples and a cheesecake the next day. The goddess can be most benevolent when she wants to be.

She wasn’t yesterday.

We woke up exhausted after the twins nighttime reign of terror, and everyone was grouchy and I went to the laundry room to change over a load of baby jammies and found the room flooded with 3 inches of water. Nice! Even better, not all the water drained out of the washer so the jams were still soaked. After a lot of groaning and course language I proceeded to wring them out by hand (pioneer woman style) because its the jungle, and things go moldy in a jungleminute if you let them. I had to balance on about an inch of concrete the juts out from the platform that holds the washer (now I know why the previous owners built that platform!) while the twins were screaming, and let me tell ya sisters, I was not happy.

Anyway, then the cat broke my baby gate (don’t ask) which caused all kinds of chaos, but I thought ‘alls well that ends well’ and all that jazz because yesterday was Mommy Movie night and I was due for beer and popcorn with the girls, yea! Jungledad left work early to see to flooding situation and buy diapers because we were out. What a sweetie! I jumped in the shower during the babies very brief but still existent nap and started to get ready for movie night. I could feel the day turning around.

Then the phone rang…

It was Jungledad from the payphone in the grocery store parking lot. He had forgotten his cell phone and debit card, and used all his cash on diapers, so this was the only phone call he could make (like prison?), the purpose of which to tell me the car had died and would not be resuscitated. Aghhhhh. After the twins were born we traded in our beloved Jeep Wrangler, which had never once broken or let us down in any way, for a Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited, which seems to be breaking all the bloody time. Anyway, I managed to get someone to drive out the jump the Jeep. Jungledad drove to the repair shop to get a new battery that we can’t afford and I missed Mommy Movie night. Boo hoo to me.

Things did start looking up, however, when Jungledad came home. He made us massive G and Ts and a yummy dinner and delish lemon sugar crepes like they make in vendor carts on the streets of Paris. My hero! Our brains were totally fried, so we just settled in and watched the UK version of Kitchen Nightmares on youtube (I’m still angry with Gordon but I just can’t stay away).

Afterward we had lots of silly conversation fueled by exhaustion and gin. It started out talking about how its really hard to carry the twins at the same time now, since their big and heavy and squirmy. Then we thought about how it must be way harder with triplets and wondered how or if parents carry them at once. Then we stumbled upon the answer: velcro suits. If you dressed each infant in a velcro suit they would stick together in a big cluster, and surely that would be easier to carry. Of course, you couldn’t put one baby in hooks, one baby in loops, etc, because they could squirm and make the cluster unstable. The key would be a baby velcro suit constructed of a patchwork of hooks and loops. That would make for the greatest adhesion. Then we wondered, if we dressed loads of babies in velcro patchwork suits, how many could we carry at once? A quint cluster? Septuplets even? Why have Jon and Kate not tried this? Is there a youtube video that addresses this? If so I’d really like to watch it the next time I have a rotten day.

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The honey tastes like orchids. Its divine. I bought it at the farmers market on Saturday for 5 bucks. It was the most expensive thing I bought. There are some cutesy honey sellers at the market, and I don’t go for those. No little labels with kitschy names or terrible puns for me. I like my honey in an old jar that’s dirty on top, no label, no nothing. That’s the good stuff. I found it tucked away at one of the fruit seller’s booths, near the rambutans, with a piece of torn cardboard behind it that read $5 in scribbled black magic marker. We brought the twins to the market and made out like bandits. I don’t even know how we fit all those papayas in the car.

I had a real love/hate relationship with papayas when I was pregnant with the girls. Its to be expected with a pregnant lady and a fruit that tastes like perfume. Good perfume, tasty perfume. Some days it would make me gag to even think of them and other days I’d make S fire up the waffle maker and pile my Belgium waffle to the sky with yummy pink papaya.

Back to the honey. It really does taste like orchids. Its just delicious. I can taste everything, all the flowers and fruits and smells. Island honey, island bees. The problem with commercial honey is not that it tastes bad, it doesn’t. The problem is that it all tastes the same, its too…..controlled, like it was made by robot bees. There’s nothing to identify. Certainly no orchids.

I’ve been here over a year, but there are some things I will never get used to. One of them is orchids. Where I come from, people put orchids under glass half spheres like cakes. They display them like fine art in temperature controlled rooms, whispering when they walk by so as not to upset them. They leave them to relatives in their wills and aunts claw at each other over them like cats over tuna. Here, they pull them out of the ground like weeds. They are weeds. They grow everywhere. Everywhere. There’s nothing precious about them.

I’m precious about my maple syrup. We shipped gallons and gallons with our possessions when we moved to this island. We bought it at a farm stand in Maine. Once you start using the real stuff you just can’t stomach that Aunt Jemima crap. Now its all run out and we’re devastated and constantly plotting our next trip to New England and how much we can take back with us.

S took the girls for a walk the other day and brought back loads of strawberry guavas. He boiled them into a syrup and we had it with our pancakes. It was yummy but now its all gone and I’m pre-occupied with how we’ll get more maple syrup.

Poor Mumu has a terrible rash. Its strange, she did fine with rice cereal, oatmeal, papaya, banana, avocado, applesauce, etc, but organic apple juice really put her over the edge. It must have been more acidic than she could handle. I put it in her oatmeal last night, and she was broken out by morning. She’s uncomfortable and clingy. Poor little pineapple.

I want to take them for a walk, but the vog has rolled in so thick and heavy I can’t see two feet in front of me. I hate the vog. Everyone does. It looks like fog but its not. Its surfurous fumes from the volcano. Normally its all blown away by the tradewinds, but if the tradewinds die down for any reason and can’t carry it off we’re stuck with it. Its a bit ironic. The air on this island and pretty much the cleanest in the world. Literally. No smog, no pollution, we are industry free and out in the middle of nowhere. Except. Except when the winds dies down and there’s vog. Then the air must be the worst in the world. The volcano goddess was merciful to me when I brought my preemie twins home. There wasn’t vog for months and months, thank God. Their little lungs. Now its back to inconvenience me.

I’m writing long entries these days. I guess its because I’m just bopping along, stream of consciousness style, not really reading what I’m putting down or trying to tie it together. Maybe its laziness, but it seems more fun this way.

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There was the most delicious smell in the air yesterday, and I don’t know what it was. I walked down my road past the goats, sheep, ducks, huge frogs in a little pond, avocado trees, banana trees, towering row of palms, and turned left after the eucalyptus grove on to a dirt path. I followed the path past the friendly cows, with horns and without (a lot a subsistence farming goes on in the jungle, if you haven’t already figured that out) that sometimes come over to say hello and check out the twins. They have shiny light brown or black coats and big soulful eyes and in the midday sun they rest in the shade near the scarecrow and look at me like I’ve crazy for being out. The dirt path is at an incline that Jungledad whines about sometimes but I don’t mind at all. For some reason that incline bothers him where the other, steeper hills do not. The hill I bitch about is a real 90 degree killer that comes much later in the walk.

Anyhoo, just past the heifers I took a left, starting up a steep but brief hill on a smooth path. After just a little way I could see tall hills all around, covered in bright green jungle vegetation. The view kind of reminds me of Macchu Picchu, minus the ruins. The hills, mountains, and volcanoes are such a weird curvy shape on top, kind of lumpy like dough that’s just fallen off a wooden spoon. The vegetation on those hills has quite a structure. Is so dense, so large there are no spaces anywhere, no bald spots. The green on the trees is billowy like clouds, like cotton balls. It makes the mountains look much more 3 dimensional, like they’re one big breathing creature. They’d be insanely hard to paint. I don’t know how I’d paint them without them looking crazy.

The exception is the smoking volcano. The view is excellent from that particular hill, boy that thing is smokin! It does have a bald head and I’m assuming all the sulfurous fumes have something to do with it. The other exception is the bloody great volcano that takes up most of the island. Its so tall that when I fly to other islands the planes fly below its summit. No trees up there! No lava either though- very dormant, or so we hope. That’s where Jungledad disappears to for a week or so each month. Despite its gargantuan size it usually stays hidden from view during our walks. There always see to be clouds thataway, and always clear the other way, toward the ocean. The hill comes to a point, then starts to go down very steeply. There are beautiful sweeping views of the ocean and town below from the slope of the hill, and that’s where I smelled the amazing smell, and I still don’t know what it was. It was like the most delicious food I’ve ever tasted, but I don’t think it was food, or anything like food. I don’t know what it was. It must have been some strange tropical jungle smell I hadn’t encountered before, and I’m having a really hard time describing it. It was one of those scents you can’t ignore, like how a strawberry field smells when the fruit starts bursting and you can’t stop tasting the air and wondering if the actual berry could taste anywhere near as good as it smells. It was that kind of smell, but it wasn’t strawberries, or thimbleberries, or rumbutans or any other kind of berry like thing that grows here. It was deeper, bolder, like it wasn’t on the air, it was the air. Like how the Atlantic smells in a harbor town on the right kind of morning, when the seaweed and fish and car exhaust aren’t confusing everything and all you can really smell the ocean and sand as they are, and the scent is clean and beautiful and timeless in a way that makes you think you could just slip back into the fog twenty years to when you played on the shore with your plastic pail and shovel digging holes the tide always filled right away and prying snails off the granite sides of tidal pools. Like that. That type of smell.

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